Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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