i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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