Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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