Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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