Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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