SEEEEXXX PLEASE
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Everything about him screamed your future.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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