Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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