i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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