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i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't deserve a penis
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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