is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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