I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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