Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We were destined to go to rehab together
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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