CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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