I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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