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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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