thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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