Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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