Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
