I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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