Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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