sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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