i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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