think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i out mim tonsoeep
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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