stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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