Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
wrigley field is MILF paradise
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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