Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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