Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He has the fingertips of a God
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