Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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