We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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