Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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