yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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