people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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