Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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