you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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