I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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