If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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