What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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