dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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