his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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