Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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