would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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