your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
