Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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