You're a womanizer and a bitch.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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