jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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