Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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