What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
