I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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