I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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