Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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