Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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