And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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