$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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