You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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