Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I FOUND THE LEGS
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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