You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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