Soap is not a condiment
they need to just BURY HIM!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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