yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So. Much. Porn.
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