ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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