My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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