I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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